May 27th
4:00 PM
4:00 PM
“Happy Birthday to this Guy! chriscolfer”
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3:58 PM
Chris’ new Twitter default picture.
i absolutely would
What are you trying to accomplish Christopher
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12:31 AM
How could I forget about this??
I totally forgot I had this pic. So hopefully my fellow gleeks recognize this cutie, Mr. Darren Criss ( he had a serious, SERIOUS head full of curls lol). I had a German class with him at Michigan, and we got partnered up for a project for class. Super sweet guy, and an adorable dork. So on St Patty’s day, he asked if anyone wanted to go the bar, and I was like fuck yes, lets go. So we went to Ashley’s and he bought me that green beer and we drank and had fun. I also let him borrow notes for class, and in return he bought me a red bull and a bagel lol. I had no clue he would blow up like this and be on glee! Before his first episode premiered, I happen to see a clip of teenage dream online, and when I saw him in it, i flipped my shit and started screaming in my room.
Baaaaby <3
6:39 PM
Oh shit, I forgot Chris’ birthday is the day after mine! I was like, “whose birthday???? Brian??!”
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May 24th
10:58 PM
10:58 PM
Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???
Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT
- ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
- STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
- GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
- An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS or BUTTS
- CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!
Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!
- This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
- You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
- Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
- There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
- The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK
Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH
