Sometimes you have to wonder what would happen if Season One Kurt met 2013 Sexual Dynamo Kurt.

Headcanon

When Rachel moves in to her dorm Kurt goes to help her settle and there’s a red carpet event happening so he goes and Sarah Jessica Parker spots him in the crowd looking fierce as fuck and tells him that if he can design a gown that’ll make her look half as fabulous as him, she’ll give him ALL THE GOLD HE CAN CARRY, so he does and it’s everything and more and all of New York jizzes itself over how great he is and he becomes rich and successful overnight and builds a castle and becomes the first King of New York and Blaine is his consort and eventually he just fucking buys Broadway and writes his own musical to star in and it wins every Tony award and some new ones that they invent just for him.

As much as I loved the bodyswap, I would have preferred them to have cut out Props and made the finale into a two-part episode to give them time for at least a modicum of resolution and a chance to properly tease future storylines

instead

of this

clusterfuck

SO YOU’RE JUST GONNA LEAVE KURT’S FUTURE IN FREEFALL FOR THE SUMMER

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If Glee was mine the last episode of the season would include a farewell party in Rachel’s basement and Kurt would sing Midnight Radio and it would be amazing and everyone would cry forever.